Satire Global Warming

The world is not really there

Introduction

As though the quantum physicists would ever agree

There is world out here , and global warming portends its end

That 's the truth of it all , really , the world was never actually there

Speak the quantum physicists once again . But there is something here

Answer people like Al Gore who seem to notice things in the void

Indeed , they are positive that it is possible to manage the problem

They add : `The fact remains that the effects of global warming

`Would be utterly disastrous

if all those who are bumming

`With the climate do not struggle to control anthropogenic greenhouse

`Gas emissions . After all , human beings are partly , if not wholly responsible

`For climate change ' So , someone from an LDC hears Al Gore in his

Movie , An Inconvenient Truth . A bomb explodes as the bomber shows his

Approval near an LDC beach . Al Gore continues , `Fortunately , it lies

In their power to gradually reverse the effects of global warming So , what is global warming

There is no doubt about the fact that our world

Has been warming up like a teenager in heat

Trying to come up with ways to become fit for survival

Eleven out of the past twelve years , that is , the Bible

Fighters ' time with the Qur 'an fighters in other words

1995 to 2006 have been ranked among the twelve warmest years

Since 1850 ( Global Environmental Outlook 4 : Environment for Development

Humans did not keep systematic records of temperature...