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Euphoria

Human life as we know has been proven better with a scientific discovery created through the efforts of Pseudoscience Research Inc (PRI , a conglomerate pharmaceutical corporation responsible for other life-changing advances in modern biological science and technology today . This new discovery is guaranteed to improve the quality of life for most people and would eventually establish a harmonious society human beings aspire for since time immemorial

In a lavish ceremony held at the offices of PRI , the miracle drug was unveiled to wide

public acclaim . It was described as one of the most innovative and promising invention of the 22nd century . The drug 'Euphoria ' is generally regarded as the most effective and best-selling drug since viagra hit the stores . Euphoria comes from the Greek word euphoros meaning healthy . As what its name espouses , Euphoria aims to improve the lives of the majority of people who live life in constant depression , poverty , and hunger by inducing natural happiness and elation . Indeed , Euphoria changes everything

As a response to the growing demand in society , PRI started to conduct research on a drug that may well be the biological ubermensch of the masses in to rid of constant financial , social , and personal problems that the individual has to experience on a daily basis . On July 14 , 1971 , PRI jumpstarted the research on a new medicine that will biologically eliminate problems and hardships of an individual by developing a pill concentrated with endorphins and other happiness-inducing chemicals that will harmlessly alter the genetic code of the person as well as increase the normal endorphin count of the normal human body

Thus , Euphoria was born . Since the drug 's invention , it has been tested on human subjects to adhere to the pre-existing laws on animal welfare in lieu with testing . During the early 90 's , PRI was threatened with bankruptcy as the company was openly criticized for making an amoral and immoral drug simultaneously . Mostly pro-life groups rejected the idea of the drug , as it did not value human life while intellectuals criticized it as something that is 'atrocious ' since it takes out 'choice ' of a person to be miserable . But it was a famous Hollywood actress who supported the drug and brought PRI into the A-list of corporations in the world today . The three-time Oscar winner actress argued publicly that the drug has helped her made her career and improved her way of life ever since . Consequently , PRI sales on Euphoria went up by 50 in just a year and soon the company made a name for itself as one of the leading brands in healthcare in 2004 . Today , Euphoria has replaced painkillers , anti-depressants , and other small-time antibiotics since it completely prevents the user from getting sick . It has been proven effective with absolutely no side effects such as drowsiness , dizziness stomach pains , chest pains , headaches , fever , and death . Since its invention , the drug has been widely-used by the public and from substantial surveys conducted by PRI itself...